Join the goblin horde today
Our brave goblin corps members are the backbone of the Dark Army. They serve with honor and distinction, and they are an essential part of our community. We are proud to have them as part of our team. They answer the call when the Bone Region needs them, and they are always ready to serve in massive waves of lemming-like attacks. Our goblin corps have many vacancies that we are recruiting to fill. We are always looking for new cannon fodder and pack mules. If you think you have what it takes to serve in the goblin corps, please visit our recruitment site today.
Join the goblin corps today
Our brave goblin corps members are the backbone of the Dark Army. They serve with honor and distinction, and they are an essential part of our ranks.
We are proud to have them as part of our fighting force. They answer the call when the Bone Region needs them, and they are always ready to serve in massive waves of lemming-like attacks.
The goblin corps have many vacancies that we are recruiting to fill. We are always looking for new cannon fodder and pack mules. If you think you have what it takes to serve in the goblin corps, please be sure to sign on today!
Per Year
Check out the benefits of being in the goblin corps
Check out the benefits of being in the goblin corps
Daily Rations
In the goblin corps, you get a generous daily ration of a whole half loaf of bread, a chunk of old cheese and some fresh rat meat!
Generous Payment
You get a competitive wage of up to 2 whole gold pieces bi-annually. Make sure to sign up for our retirement savings plan, where we will match up to 1% of your contributions!
Lifetime Employment
Not only will you never have to worry about job stability anymore, you wont have a choice! Once enrolled in the Goblin army you are officially property of the dark lord!
Dental
An army runs on its teeth. Cant have our men with bad pearly whites!
Check out the benefits of being in the goblin corps
Daily Rations
In the goblin corps, you get a generous daily ration of a whole half loaf of bread, a chunk of old cheese and some fresh rat meat!Generous Payment
You get a competitive wage of up to 2 whole gold pieces bi-annually. Make sure to sign up for our retirement savings plan, where we will match up to 1% of your contributions!Lifetime Employment
Not only will you never have to worry about job stability anymore, you wont have a choice! Once enrolled in the Goblin army you are officially property of the dark lord!Dental
An army runs on its teeth. Cant have our men with bad pearly whites!
Cannon Fodder
Cannon FodderDo you have what it takes to be cannon fodder? Cannon fodder are the brave goblins who serve in the front line of battle, and they are an essential part of any army.
They're the first ones in the battle, and sometimes they go home in pieces. But they always fight with honor, and they're always ready to serveWages starting at 1 gold coin annually!
Pack Mule
Pack MuleAre you a pack mule? Pack mules are an essential part of the goblin corps. They carry the supplies that keep our troops fighting.
They're strong, and they're brave, and they're always ready to serve.Wages starting at 2 gold coins annually!
Brute
BrutePerhaps are you a big chunky goblin? Big chunky goblins are the perfect brute force for the Dark Army.
They're strong, they're tough, and they're always ready to rumble. These beefy boys are perfect for breaking through enemy lines.Wages starting at 2 gold coins annually!
Testimonials
Gleebly Flubias
Chief of dark lords meat-shields
I joined the goblin corps at the age of 9. Having been a rambunctious young lad, the authority and guidance really helped me figure out who I am.
After years of being a low rank cannon fodder, I worked my way all the way up to being chief of the dark lord’s meat-shields. The opportunity to go up the ladder is there for those who are willing to work for it
Schleemore Uule
Foot soldier
I miss my wife and childern.
Buuba Bimbleton
Brute
My father was a brute, as was his father and many more before him. I’ve always known what i wanted to do, and I was not disappointed by the goblin corps.
I feel like a piece of my heritage courses through my veins while on the battlefield, swinging my mace. Truly, I can't imagine any other job better.
The Dark Lord
This could be your boss! The dark lord is the benevolent leader of the dark army. He's a powerful wizard who created the realm of bones.
He's a just and fair ruler, who is always looking out for the best interests of his subjects. Never mind the rumours and chatter about him killing subjects for sport, or turning them into zombies to do his bidding.
The dark lord is a great leader, and you could be working for him. You won't regret it (probably).
What are you
waiting for?
So what are you waiting for? Join the goblin corps today! We offer great wages and benefits, and you'll be working for the Dark Army.
It's a great way to serve your community, and it's definitely a way to earn a living. So don't wait any longer!
